Congratulations, you've just found the world's best website; much better than that Maddox faggot, with all his self-depreciating humour and small penis.
He might have the traffic, but he's too corporate now. He's even got his own comic book!
Which is pretty awesome, I must admit. Hell, I even bought it!
That fucker is profiting from my stupidity! Curses!
Oh well, I live & learn.
Maddox is so 'busy' these days with his 'life' that he has ignored the masses of internet retards for too long.
I cannot promise I won't do the same, because I am very lazy and find typing a bore.
So, Maddox is more popular than Pepsi?
Maybe according to 'statistics'. But in reality, any idiot can make up statistics: 65% of all people aged 14-29 know that.
I know which I would rather have on a warm summer's day, and it's not a tall frosty glass of a hairy, internet writer man.
It seems Maddox shot to fame with his acerbic take on things; telling you things he hated and not caring if you agreed.
Fair play, it seems like a solid angle, and I guess it hadn't really been done before.
But I offer a new angle; I don't give a fuck if you even read this! In fact, I hope you don't read it, because then I can sleep easily with one hand on my balls, and the other on your Mum's head and she sucks my dick.
That's right - I'm fucking your Mum.
You can buy Maddox t-shirts, mugs (probably) and I assume he'll be releasing some kind of Maddox sex doll, which you can take home and fuck, and then have it spew insults about your performance. Mickey Mouse has less merchandise!
Oh, and what the fuck is up with him thinking he's a pirate?
Pirates are cool, yeah, but he's not!
Now, before you go getting all high and mighty, and accusing me of being a Maddox ripoff or some shit, let me be clear:
I HATE ALL THE SAME THINGS THAT MADDOX DOES, EXCEPT I HATE HIM AS WELL. AND I HATE MUSLIMS. AND CHRISTIANS. JEWS ARE OK.
In summary, Maddox is a cock-smoker but he's probably richer than me, so well done.
And if you read this and think 'Oh, I'm going to email Maddox about this', don't bother, because I think he has much more important people to talk to, like the guy who's going to produce that sex doll.
L8rz!
(fuckers)
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