Word to your mother...
To quote Staind, "it's been a while," and I'm sorry if my absence has left you devoid of anger, hatred, cookies and burlap sacks.
My good friend, Dave, has just reminded me that I have not updated my precious site for nigh on 8 weeks! A travesty indeed.
So thank you Dave, I shall make your death quick and rectal.
And now I proceed to shed some light on this "economic crisis" we are all facing.
It's bullshit. There's still money. It's just that those Wall Street fatcats don't want you to know there is, hoping you'll bulk-buy toilet paper, baked beans, glow-sticks and baby powder.
Now HBOS has been brought by Lloyds TSB, and they've formed a superbank, which sounds quite cool. I imagine it to be like a normal bank, but when it takes it's glasses off, it bangs Lois Lane and can fly. Superb.
So, I offer 1 piece of money-saving advice - DON'T BUY CRACK.
adios,
Steve!
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