Hello, and thanks for stopping by.
Would you like a cuppa, perhaps a biscuit, or would you prefer some boiling hot acid spewed forth from my oesophagus?!?!
Thats right, ol' Hatred Filled Bristle-Tongue is back, bitches!
'Bout time I let rip on some cunts..... the trouble is, where to begin?
With this torrid wasteland of life we can "existence" there are so many deserving of jabs, hooks, uppercuts and backhands.
If only those aforementioned actions could be given by Wolverine, we might see some progress....
First on the list of "People who deserve some form of torture, preferably anal burning" is animal abusers.
People who hurt dogs, cats, rabbits, mice and hamsters deserve a proper working over.
I read a story in The Telegraph this morning that over 1400 cases of animal cruelty were brought before the courts in the last 12 months.
Sentences range from jail time, fines and the punishment of "not being allowed to own a pet".
But these are not nearly harsh enough!!
A man kicked a kitten to death because it had muddy paws. And a couple cut their Staffie's ears so he'd look more menacing.
Another fuckwad beat a border collie for the fact the dog had a bigger cock than him.
What these cunts need is 4 hours alone with me and my mate Stomper, 2 pairs of brass knuckles and a bottle of apple juice (for afterwards, beating people is thirsty work).
If you hurt an animal, you're on the same level as paedo's, priests and terror-inciting Muslims in my book.
Which brings me to my next point: Why I Like the Jews.
Yes, I have said it.
I like the Jews. They seem like good people. And Israel seems like a good country.
They all speak pretty good English, they have a good coloured flag (white/blue) and that hot chick who was banging Leo DiCaprio is from there.
Well done.
I think it sucks how Iran wants to wipe Israel off the map.
I think Mahmoud Armpitsmellbad, or whatever the fuck his name is should read a history book or 2.
The Jews have been around longer than Muslims & Christians, and they're still trucking along.
I think they get a bum rap.
We have hatred filled Islamic donkey-rapers preaching against "The West" and advising their fellow arse-munchers to rise up against the non-believers.
We get crazy Christians blowing up abortion clinics and getting little altar boys to drink from "their Holy Grail" (thats a clever BJ remark right there!).
But do we get any Jews preaching for the destruction of all non-Jewish states? No.
Do we get murderous Jews claiming abortion is wrong? Not that I know of.
FFS, Jesus himself was King of the Jews!
Jew's are the originals, all others are fakers/haters. Big up Israel, you have a friend in me.
And those Mossad dudes are well badass.
I don't have a third point - wait, yes I do.
I don't like chav's.
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