Neuvo Muscia Updatio Hombre!
Top of the morning to you, valued reader!
How are you on this gloriously bright summer's day?
Hot?
Sad?
Partially aroused?
Gracious!!
It's that time again - the time when I take off my pants, settle down in my favourite Buddhist position, open a book entitled "Ninjas and You: Coping with the Constant Threat of a Silent Death" and scratch my balls with a T-Rex femur. Brilliant.
Today I would like to tell you about some "songs" which I find "very likeable".
If you haven't heard them, that means they're new, or possibly, your musical taste is poor.
First up, we have a quasi-lesbian anthem by a former Christian singer! Guess God doesn't like the minge, but she does.
KATY PERRY - I Kissed A Girl
This song is great. Katy's style is somewhat like Avril, Ashlee et al, but the mere fact she sings about kissing girls and liking it, moves her to the top of the pile.
Best Line: "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick" - Shakespeare couldn't write it better.
BUSTA RHYMES (feat LINKIN PARK) - We Made It
Perfect cross-over hit, similar to the song (Numb/Encore) that LP did with Jay-Z a few years back.
I think rap & rock are perfect bedfellows (see the AC?DC remix of Eminem's 'My Name Is') and I hope to see more of it - maybe Metallica feat. Lloyd Banks or GnR feat. Kanye West.... ohhh.....
UTAH SAINTS - Something Good '08
I know, I know - this is considered a "dance track". And my hatred of this type of music is well known (some explorers found references to it in caves).
But, it's a catchy beat; it has lyrics (albeit 2 lines) and it's quite short (just like sex with Danny DeVito).
FALLOUT BOY feat JOHN MAYER - Beat It
OK, it's a Michael Jackson cover, but coversong's hold a special place in my heart and this one is as good as any you'll find.
Even if you don't like the original, you'll like this.
And if you don't, you're a c*nt.
THE FUTUREHEADS - Beginning of the Twist
Brit-rocker The Futureheads are pretty good. This is the first single of their latest album, and it's worth a listen.
Reminiscent of The Cure (if they were rockier) or perhaps a good 80's rock band which wasn't hair metal.
Either way, catchy tune, good drum & guitar bits, top draw stuff fella's.
THE MUSIC - Strength in Numbers
New album, new song, old Music. Yes, they maintain tradition but this song rules.
Also worth a mention.....
Your mum.
Shame!
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