Buenos dias compadres...

It has been a scary few days, let me tell you.

I didn't realise it, but my registration of Mad-Mat.com had expired! OH THE HORROR!!!

For literally 5 days I have been unable to check emails, post hateful comments or doing "internet shopping"! Like living in The Dark Ages I can assure you.

Yet, HARK! There is light on yonder horizon. As you have no doubt guessed, my site is back up & running! HUZZAH!
Never have I been so happy. Well, not since the time I found £10 and hired that hooker to beat with a piece of garden hose.

But, as the song goes, "...back, from outer space, I just walked into find you here" - actually, it's only really that first bit that's relevant.

Still, it feels SOOOOOO good to be connected to The Internet™ once again.