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As those of you lucky enough to be considered a "friend" will know, it was recently the anniversary of my birth.
And what a 'birthday' it was!
My wonderful girlfriend !!britty!! had organised dinner at a Brazilian BBQ restaurant. Now, for those of you too stupid to know what a chuhascaria is; tough shit, look it up.
All I can tell you is it's fucking awesome. Unless you're some kind of gaywad vegan/vegetarian.
If you are, I suggest swallowing a few cyanide caps, as your life isn't worth the paper a South African passport is printed on.
Oh how we ate! Meat, meat and then even more meat!
Lamb, chicken, beef, pork - all the major food groups were covered.
By the time our sitting was finished, I could actually feel small pieces of flesh making their way towards my brain. Happy Birthday to ME!
From there, we ventured to a local drinking establishment, where we proceeded to not order cocktails.
The nigt gets blurry from there, but I know at 01.30am I ate a chicken burger from the "normally salmonella-infested" Texa Fried Chicken & I didn't vomit.
RESULT.
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