Ola hombres...

I realise it has been a while since my last foray into the seedy world of "internet writing," and for that I apologize.

I have been very busy swapping war stories with the elderly, clutching at straws and finding new and exciting ways to wear pants. I'll publish my findings soon!

The sun is shining outside, and that's awesome. The only bad thing is I associated sunshine with warmth, as illustrated in the below equation:

SUN + LIGHT/SHINE = WARMTH
WARMTH = NOT COLD therefore If it's sunny outside, it must be warm

This caused me considerable issue on Saturday, when I casually put on a pair of shorts in perparation of my impending journey to The Bridge to watch my favourte football team crush some scumbags from 'up North'.

Imagine my surprise when I almost froze in the icy Arctic wind.... brrrr!!!

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I was trying to think of some FURIOUS words I could put here, but as much as it pains me to say it, I am not feeling very angry today!