YAY!
Friday, named after Fry from Futurama, is upon us once again!

Praise to Jesus! HAHA, kidding... I'm Jewish.

Another weekend looms just in the distance, bringing with it promises of sleep-in's, buttered crumpets, Premiership football and awful mid-afternoon TV.
Awesome.

And what, pray tell, are YOU doing this weekend?
Probably something lame-ass, like polishing your grandmothers moth collection, collecting pencil shavings from behind 1980's fridges or listening to Beethoven backwards, looking for the recipe for his famous 'German Strudel'.

This weekend I will be hosting the inaugural "Poisoned Beef Eating Contest," in Wilmington, IL. Come along from 9.00am to see such favourites as:

-  "Chinese" Willy Bateman
- Chuck "Large and in Charge" Carutthers II
- Doug-Simon "Say What?" Jones

Will any of these brave contenders finish the Razorblade Rump Roast?
Will the Topside of Terror leave any survivors?
Has the Sirloin Silicon-Suplhide triumphed for another year?

It promises to be THE social event of the week.
So strap on your meat helmets, fire up the Bar-B-Que, down a gallon of hot sauce and take your pants off for this wet & wild rollercoaster!