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Hello friends Welcome to this, my update. I hope you took your shoes off at the door, because if you didn't, I will kill you! I joke. I write today's entry being a little confused. You see, my girlfriend/partner/interior decorater recently returned home, to that little slice of Paradise in the South Pacific (see if you can guess which country I'm referring to). I am quite jealous for several reasons:

• It's hot there and she gets to go swimming
• Wendy's, steak & cheese pies and Just Juice Bubbles
• See above
But it got me to thinking; when I eventually return to the Land Before Time, am I going to love it as much as I used to?

I asked my 'sister' to tell me how much milk is nowadays - I am told it's $4.50 for a 2L bottle! Outrageous!

I think we pay about £1.20, which, even with the conversion factor is less than $3! How much more expensive are other things then? Cars? Houses? Handjobs from underage hookers?
I guess the 'economy' has somthing to do with the price of milk (and hookers), but C'MON GOVERNMENT! Do something about it! I also see my country of birth has been getting some bad publicity due to a recent murder of a young Scottish lass. I deplore the actions committed against her, and offer her family my condolences at this time.
I hope the Police manage to catch the criminals, and ask the Government to consider bringing back the death penalty. (Hey, if 13 US States can do it, why can't we??) I offer several reasons why crime appears to be increasing, in a country where 'crime' used to only be a word that rhymed with 'grime'.

• No death penalty
• Relaxed sentences (Life generally means 17yrs, which unless you are some kind of monkey, ain't f*cking life is it?)
• Too much PC bullshit surrounding 'offenders rights' (if you commit a crime, why should you get any rights? Did you afford your victim those same rights?)
• Drugs, in particular, P
• No illegal shakedowns/beatdowns of suspected criminals (a few whacks with a nightstick wouldn't go astray)

 

I think the time has come to stop being so PC, start making people accountable for their crimes, bring back the death penalty, build prisons that make people scared (i.e. The Bangkok Hilton) and start getting serious!!
I saw a disgusting article about a random attack committed on the North Shore last week. A couple - minding their own business, sitting in their car - were beaten up by a group of wannabe toughs, and have been in hospital since. One of them now may have brain damage.
These fucking wankers have been given name suppresion! Well, doesn't that just make you want to heave. If I was the judge I would be publishing their names, addresses and vital statisics on every lynchmob's website in the country. They should get 20yrs minimum, and as an added 'bonus' they must be forced to 'toss the salad' of every inmate on a bi-weekly roster.
I admit the UK has a poor record of disciplining criminals as well, but at least murder=life here. So come on , start getting tough. Or I'll get someone that will. 10-4, over & out. Hitler's Ghost!!