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    Maddox: A (Hateful) Ode to....


    Posted on July 2, 2009 09:12 by MadMat

    Congratulations, you've just found the world's best website; much better than that Maddox faggot, with all his self-depreciating humour and small penis.

    He might have the traffic, but he's too corporate now. He's even got his own comic book!
    Which is pretty awesome, I must admit. Hell, I even bought it!
    That fucker is profiting from my stupidity! Curses!

    Oh well, I live & learn.

    Maddox is so 'busy' these days with his 'life' that he has ignored the masses of internet retards for too long.
    I cannot promise I won't do the same, because I am very lazy and find typing a bore.

    So, Maddox is more popular than Pepsi?
    Maybe according to 'statistics'. But in reality, any idiot can make up statistics: 65% of all people aged 14-29 know that.

    I know which I would rather have on a warm summer's day, and it's not a tall frosty glass of a hairy, internet writer man.

    It seems Maddox shot to fame with his acerbic take on things; telling you things he hated and not caring if you agreed.
    Fair play, it seems like a solid angle, and I guess it hadn't really been done before.

    But I offer a new angle; I don't give a fuck if you even read this! In fact, I hope you don't read it, because then I can sleep easily with one hand on my balls, and the other on your Mum's head and she sucks my dick.

    That's right - I'm fucking your Mum.

    You can buy Maddox t-shirts, mugs (probably) and I assume he'll be releasing some kind of Maddox sex doll, which you can take home and fuck, and then have it spew insults about your performance. Mickey Mouse has less merchandise!

    Oh, and what the fuck is up with him thinking he's a pirate?
    Pirates are cool, yeah, but he's not!

    Now, before you go getting all high and mighty, and accusing me of being a Maddox ripoff or some shit, let me be clear:

    I HATE ALL THE SAME THINGS THAT MADDOX DOES, EXCEPT I HATE HIM AS WELL. AND I HATE MUSLIMS. AND CHRISTIANS. JEWS ARE OK.

    In summary, Maddox is a cock-smoker but he's probably richer than me, so well done.

    And if you read this and think 'Oh, I'm going to email Maddox about this', don't bother, because I think he has much more important people to talk to, like the guy who's going to produce that sex doll.

    L8rz!
    (fuckers)

     

     

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    Who the fuck is the UN?

    A bunch of yellow-bellied, PC, whiny little bitches it would seem.

    The below article is taken from the NZ Herald; here's the link to prove I'm not lying.
    I have added my thoughts on several issues raised in the article, you'll see these below.

    UN expresses concern about Tasers in NZ

    11:08AM Thursday May 21, 2009

    The United Nations Committee Against Torture says it is "deeply concerned" about New Zealand police adopting the Taser stun gun, as it releases a growing list of worries about this country's justice system.

    The committee has released its fifth report on New Zealand, which covers the period 2003 to 2007.

    While it approved some moves the repeal of Section 59 of the Crimes Act, which removed the defence of reasonable force for parents who physically punish their children, there was a longer list of concerns, including worries about the use of Tasers by police.

    The severe pain they caused could be seen as a form of torture and could even kill someone.
    MM: And? If you get tasered, chances are you were doing something that required the use of a taser! Don't want to get zapped? DON'T COMMIT THE CRIME!

    During the trial period the Taser was mainly used on Maori and youth, which was concerning, the committee said.
    MM: That's because it's Maori's and teenagers who are disobeying the law (obviously!)

    It was also concerned about the impartiality of the Independent Police Conduct Authority, which included current and former police officers.

    That could hamper investigations into allegations of acts of torture and ill-treatment by the police, the committee said.

    Green Party human rights spokesperson Keith Locke said the Government should take note of concerns raised about the use of the Taser.

    "New Zealand politicians should listen when a reputable UN committee says this 50,000-volt stun gun inflicts 'a form of torture' on its targets," Mr Locke said.

    Police had a "pretty easy ride" in introducing the Taser, with the authority ignoring concerns many had, Mr Locke said.

    "Prime Minister John Key needs to re-think his recent statements giving the green light to all front-line police having access to Tasers."

    Human rights lawyer Tony Ellis said the UN committee's 2004 report contained eight recommendations, but the latest contained 18.

    There were clear defects and given the large number of recommendations the Government needed to give serious consideration to address those, he said.

    Among the other concerns of the committee were:

    - a disproportionately high number of Maori and Pacific Islanders in prison, and in particular the number of women represented by those groups -- 60 per cent of the female prison population.
    MM: So, surely that just means it's Maori & Pacific Islanders who are committing the crimes? Does it mean we should lock up more white folk to even out the numbers? NO!
    Get a clue UN, you fucking retards.

    - Asylum seekers could be deported without detailed reason or revealing classified information.
    MM: Good, fuck them off back to their own countries

    - The low age of criminal responsibility.

    - Juvenile offenders were not systematically separated from adult offenders.

    - Insufficient numbers of prisons to cope with forecast growth, and also inadequate mental health facilities.

    - Allegations of cruel, inhuman and degrading treatment against children and patients in psychiatric hospitals were not being investigated and perpetrators not prosecuted.

    - New Zealand's Bill of Rights had no higher status than ordinary domestic legislation.

    So there you have it. The UN thinks it can come in here and start telling us what's what.

    Maybe we should all take a leaf from Homer Simpson and start making threatening references to the UN.....

    Cheeky Darkies.

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    God Probably Doesn't Exist


    Posted on May 19, 2009 08:42 by MadMat

    Religion is a disease.
    Faith is the symptom. 


    There is no fate but what we make ourselves.

    Being an atheist means having a healthy, independent mind and the ability to form rational thoughts.

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    Square Peg, Round Hole - How to Fit In


    Posted on May 19, 2009 08:25 by MadMat

    A guy I know posted this link on his Facebook page the other day, and it makes for interesting reading.

    For those of you afraid of 'links' I have CTRL+C and CTRL+V it below.

    Fears World Cup could alienate NZ's migrants

    4:00AM Friday May 15, 2009

    By Lincoln Tan

    Research into whether the 2011 Rugby World Cup could isolate New Zealand's migrant communities is being urged by an academic adviser to the tournament.

    But the suggestion has brought strong criticism from a Rugby Union board member.

    Geoff Dickson, associate director of the Tourism Research Institute at the Auckland University of Technology, said New Zealand should find ways to minimise the World Cup's divisive potential.

    He said the focal point for the country's successful bid - that the tournament would be played out before "a stadium of four million people" - was based on a "fairytale dream".

    Dr Dickson, who will be on the soon-to-be-launched World Cup research advisory board, said a large number of "new" New Zealanders were from non-rugby backgrounds "who couldn't care less about the game" - in particular, the growing number from countries such as China, India and Korea.

    Studies done during the last soccer World Cup in Germany showed that although the event gave rise to a sense of national pride among Germans, it also increased a sense of xenophobia.

     

    Dr Dickson said the Rugby World Cup could affect New Zealand in a similar way.

    "It is likely that the 'New Zealand equals rugby' message will become deafening by 2011, but the problem lies in that many new New Zealanders may struggle to get it or connect with rugby," he said.

    "So, by extension, the event may actually serve to reinforce or highlight differences, rather than bring communities closer together."

    Questions that Dr Dickson wants answered in the research include:

    Will the Rugby World Cup act as a "wedge" that isolates New Zealand's migrant, refugee and ethnic communities even further by reinforcing differences between them and the dominant groups within New Zealand?

    What programmes or initiatives should be developed to help these communities engage in the event whilst minimising its divisive potential?

    "It is important the conversations between and amongst the New Zealand sporting community, migrant support and advocacy groups and the academic community begin sooner rather than later," Dr Dickson said, "so that initiatives might be developed to increase the likelihood that a wide variety of New Zealanders are able to enjoy what promises to be a very exciting event."

    However, Ken Douglas, a New Zealand Rugby Union board member and deputy chairman of the Asia New Zealand Foundation, has slammed Dr Dickson's claim that rugby has a "divisive potential" as "plain bullshit".

    Mr Douglas disagreed that most new immigrants were unfamiliar with rugby, saying that even China had sent a team from its People's Liberation Army to New Zealand a few years ago.

    "Rugby is a world game that has been in Asia for many, many years, introduced by the British expatriate communities, and its popularity is also fuelled by the fact that it will likely be introduced as part of the Olympics within the next two Games."

    Mr Douglas believed the Rugby World Cup would bring people together at various levels and foster a stronger New Zealand spirit, rather than isolate communities.

    Massey University regional director Paul Spoonley, head of a major research project on the integration of immigrants, says his study covers their participation in sports in Auckland.

    He will release his findings next month.

    OK, so RUGBY, which is NZ's national game, who's team is known throughout the world, might cause a 'cultural wedge' between NZer's and 'new' NZer's?

    Anyone who would be offended by this should have read a fucking article about NZ before they migrated! I'm sure it would have gone something like this:

    New Zealand (Aotearoa to the Maori) is a country located in the South Pacific, approx 2000km south-east of the penal colony known as Australia.
    New Zealand is famous for many things such as Edmund Hillary, Lord of the Rings, kiwi's, Maori's and rugby. Rugby is a brilliant sport and is passionately followed by every red-blooded NZer throughout the world. The NZ national team, the All Blacks, are fucking awesome even though they tend to fail at World Cup time.
    If you don't like rugby, it's best to avoid NZ as anyone who doesn't like rugby will (probably) be viewed as some kind of Communist/Hippie/faggot.

    Simple.

    I moved to the UK a few years back, where football is arguably the biggest thing in the country.
    I admit, I wasn't a massive 'soccer' fan before I moved to the UK, although I did know the rules and followed Chelsea a bit.
    However, it's hard to escape football in the UK, so rather than whinge about it, I embraced it, and know rank football as my 2nd favourite sport (after rugby, and ahead of cricket).

    Not all people in the UK follow football, and it's fine if you don't. You'd be hard pressed to find people who feel 'alienated' because the don't follow football.

    The UK has heaps of immigrants too, and they're bidding for the Football World Cup in 2018 at the moment, and you don't hear them saying it might alienate the immigrant population.

    So, to sum up, stop worrying about these immigrants. If they don't like it, they can fuck off.
    If they do like it, they can stay; buy a black jersey, paint your face and bond with other NZer's over the love of our national team.
    (Plus, those immigrants driving taxi's, making kebab's and running dairy's will be greatful of the influx of drunken foreigners with cash to spend!)

     

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    Black Death - LOL!


    Posted on January 19, 2009 11:20 by MadMat

    So, I see in the papers today that some dirty terrorist wannabe's out there in Algeria or some shit have caught bubonic plague!

    I have one word to say to that.

    HA-HA.

    That'll teach you, you filthy camel-fucking, towel wearing, sand niggery cunts!
    Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of people.

    Supposedly, the conditions these titwank's live in are so slummy, that plague spread like wildfire.

    Probably didn't hurt that they no doubt butt fuck the shit (literally) out of each other before praying to Allah to save their souls.
    Shame muthafuckers, shame!

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    Quoted from a national newspaper:

    Anyone who has spent a chilly half-hour in London waiting for a double-decker bus may already have doubted the existence of a deity.
    But for those who need further proof, a nationwide advertising campaign in Britain, aimed at persuading more people to "come out" as atheists, has been launched with the backing of some of the country's most famous non-believers.

    The principal slogan — "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life" — can already be seen on four London bus routes.

    Now 200 articulated buses in London and 600 others across the country are to carry the advert after a fund-raising drive that brought in more than £140,000 ($A288,000) far exceeded the original target of £5500.

    The money will pay for 1000 advertisements on the London Underground train network from Monday and ads on a pair of giant LCD screens opposite Bond Street subway train station in Oxford Street.

    Organisers unveiled quotes from public figures — including Albert Einstein, Douglas Adams and Katharine Hepburn — who have endorsed atheism, or at least expressed scepticism about any creator.

    The words "That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet" are quoted from the poet Emily Dickinson.

    At the launch in a marquee next to the Albert Memorial in west London, the television comedy writer Ariane Sherine, creator of the campaign, said: "You wait ages for an atheist bus and then 800 come along at once.

    "I hope they'll brighten people's days and make them smile on their way to work. This is a great day for freedom of speech in Britain. I am very glad that we live in a country where people have the freedom to believe in whatever they want."

    Joining Sherine were Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion, Hanne Stinson, from the British Humanist Association, the philosopher A. C. Grayling, and Graham Linehan, who wrote the television shows Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd. There were messages of support from actor Stephen Fry, writer Charlie Brooker and noted Internet hooligan MadMat.
    "I am ecstatic", says MadMat, "it's about time buses became more than just places for filthy hobo's to take a shit!"

     

     

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    The Reason for the Season


    Posted on December 23, 2008 11:06 by MadMat

    Merry "fucking" Christmas you bunch of swine!Thats right - December 25th is right around the corner; that time of year when the Christian world celebrates the birth of that weird dude named Jebus.
    I am no Christian, nor am I Muslim, Buddhist or Jew. Although, if I had to pick one, Buddhism seems like the way to go. Don't do shit, just be nice to people and puppy dogs and trees?
    Easily done.


    But I have to thank our Pagan/Christian forefathers for Christmas, as it does seem a fitting way to end the year.
    So, whilst I couldn't give two fucks (well, maybe two) about Christ, God, Mary the Whore or a donkey in a manger, I am grateful for the day off!

    Which brings me to my next point: The Pope.

    What a cunt that guy is.I've been to Vatican City, it's alright.
    And there's a sweet pizza shop just down the road.

    Today, His Holiness Pope Anal Bandit XVII gave his end of year speech about several things.

    One of these topics was about the gays.Now, I am no bum-bandit. I don’t care if you’re an uphill gardener, a chocolate starfish farmer or a fudge packing gender bender.
    But whatever your sexual delights, unless its straight out normal cock and minge, then those scheming Catholics won’t have a bar of it.
    The Roman Catholic Church teaches that, while homosexuality is not sinful, homosexual acts are.
    So basically that means you can be gay, just don’t suck a dick, take it up the bum, hold hands or do any other typically gay stuff. I guess dressing up ip in mesh singlets and PVC pants is ok then, as that’s just bad fashion.

    So, Mr Pope, your views are quite clear.So why is it that so many of your bishops, cardinals and other “men of the faith” insist on touching, molesting, seducing, sodomising and generally fucking small boys?


    Hmmm, no answer to that eh?

    Strange how you don’t really hear about rabbis or whatever the Muslim equivalent is doing similar things to their followers. But then again, I suppose considering these religions (along with Hinduism and Buddhism) have been around for so much longer, they probably got it out of the way before the invention of the internet, or newspapers. Or maybe it’s because those religions are based on something a little more fundamental that a book which was supposedly written in like 40AD but only published in 400AD once the final version had been agreed upon? AGREED UPON?

    I can just see how that process went.

    “So, where do we put the part about being able to rape small boys? Before or after Jesus rises from his grave?”
    “Er, well, after I guess. Maybe somewhere near the end.”

    “Yeah, but hide it amongst some really boring passages, so no one actually takes notice. Then when we get caught fiddling with the altarboys, we can claim it’s in the Bible, therefore it MUST be true.”
    “Good idea, Father Sodomiser.”
    “Now, hide these scrolls near the Dead Sea. Lets face it –it’s not our best work. And take that Shroud that we painted and dump it somewhere near Turin. Those crazy Italians love a good mystery!”
    “Viva le France!”

    Yep, I am pretty sure that’s how it went down.

    So, to sum up:

    Raping boys – WRONG

    Being a Catholic – WRONG

    Being a Jew – OK

    See you in 09!

     

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    Word to your mother...

    To quote Staind, "it's been a while," and I'm sorry if my absence has left you devoid of anger, hatred, cookies and burlap sacks.

    My good friend, Dave, has just reminded me that I have not updated my precious site for nigh on 8 weeks! A travesty indeed.
    So thank you Dave, I shall make your death quick and rectal.

    And now I proceed to shed some light on this "economic crisis" we are all facing.

    It's bullshit. There's still money. It's just that those Wall Street fatcats don't want you to know there is, hoping you'll bulk-buy toilet paper, baked beans, glow-sticks and baby powder.

    Now HBOS has been brought by Lloyds TSB, and they've formed a superbank, which sounds quite cool. I imagine it to be like a normal bank, but when it takes it's glasses off, it bangs Lois Lane and can fly. Superb.

    So, I offer 1 piece of money-saving advice - DON'T BUY CRACK.

    adios,
    Steve!

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    Back to tha Old Skool


    Posted on July 30, 2008 04:01 by MadMat

    Hello, and thanks for stopping by.
    Would you like a cuppa, perhaps a biscuit, or would you prefer some boiling hot acid spewed forth from my oesophagus?!?!

    Thats right, ol' Hatred Filled Bristle-Tongue is back, bitches!

    'Bout time I let rip on some cunts..... the trouble is, where to begin?

    With this torrid wasteland of life we can "existence" there are so many deserving of jabs, hooks, uppercuts and backhands.
    If only those aforementioned actions could be given by Wolverine, we might see some progress....

    First on the list of "People who deserve some form of torture, preferably anal burning" is animal abusers.
    People who hurt dogs, cats, rabbits, mice and hamsters deserve a proper working over.
    I read a story in The Telegraph this morning that over 1400 cases of animal cruelty were brought before the courts in the last 12 months.
    Sentences range from jail time, fines and the punishment of "not being allowed to own a pet".
    But these are not nearly harsh enough!!

    A man kicked a kitten to death because it had muddy paws. And a couple cut their Staffie's ears so he'd look more menacing.
    Another fuckwad beat a border collie for the fact the dog had a bigger cock than him.

    What these cunts need is 4 hours alone with me and my mate Stomper, 2 pairs of brass knuckles and a bottle of apple juice (for afterwards, beating people is thirsty work).

    If you hurt an animal, you're on the same level as paedo's, priests and terror-inciting Muslims in my book.

    Which brings me to my next point: Why I Like the Jews.
    Yes, I have said it.
    I like the Jews. They seem like good people. And Israel seems like a good country.
    They all speak pretty good English, they have a good coloured flag (white/blue) and that hot chick who was banging Leo DiCaprio is from there.
    Well done.
    I think it sucks how Iran wants to wipe Israel off the map.
    I think Mahmoud Armpitsmellbad, or whatever the fuck his name is should read a history book or 2.
    The Jews have been around longer than Muslims & Christians, and they're still trucking along.

    I think they get a bum rap.

    We have hatred filled Islamic donkey-rapers preaching against "The West" and advising their fellow arse-munchers to rise up against the non-believers.
    We get crazy Christians blowing up abortion clinics and getting little altar boys to drink from "their Holy Grail" (thats a clever BJ remark right there!).
    But do we get any Jews preaching for the destruction of all non-Jewish states? No.
    Do we get murderous Jews claiming abortion is wrong? Not that I know of.

    FFS, Jesus himself was King of the Jews!

    Jew's are the originals, all others are fakers/haters. Big up Israel, you have a friend in me.
    And those Mossad dudes are well badass.

    I don't have a third point - wait, yes I do.

    I don't like chav's.

     

     

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    Kinda Strange


    Posted on July 22, 2008 08:52 by MadMat

    Y'know, I often cop a lot of flack for my taste in women.

    Apart from my adoring, pretty, voluptuous girlfriend, most people lament my choice of what I consider to be "hot bitches".

    Take, for example, my Numero Uno choice: Nicole Kidman.
    I love her. She is gorgeous. I would do things to her that I can't even put into words.
    She is a goddess in my eyes, and I think she is an extraordinary actress to boot.

    But many people would say "Really? Her?".

    Like when I declared that Marcia Cross (Bree) was my favourite Housewife. Yes, 98% of the population would say Eva Longoria-Parker but she just doesnt do it for me.
    I'd give Teri Hatcher a seeing to as well though.

    Angelina Jolie is another who warrants a mention, she ranks #2 on my list.  Rounding out the top 5 are Scarlett Johannsen, Gwen Stefani and Cheryl Cole.... closely followed by Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, the rest of Girls Aloud, the chick who plays Hermione in Harry Potter (yes, she's legal, I checked) and Emily Blunt.

    2 slightly older beauties who get the nod; Sigourney Weaver and Dame Helen Mirren. Meow.

    Dame Helen recently got snapped in a red bikini in Italy, and she is looking damn fine for 62.

    Yes, she's old enough to be my grandmother (if my mother happened to be a slut) but she's definitely got it going on.

    Take a look:

     

     

    You'd do her.

     

     

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